Mother Ghoustie Rhymes

There was an old skeleton who lived in a shoe
He had so many bones he didn't know what to do.
He went to the grave yard and scared up the guard.

He met with some ghosts and goblins with dread,
Who told him, "Bones, don't worry you're already dead!"

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Hey diddle diddle,
Dracula with a fiddle,
The witch flew over the moon.
The little ghost laughed to
see such sport,
As Frankenstein ran away
with a goon.

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Little Joe Freak has lost his teeth
and can't tell where to find them.
Leave them alone and they'll come home
Dragging their roots behind them.

Mother Ghoustie Rhymes

Scary Mary please be-ware-y,
How does your garden grow?
With mourning gories and mari-ghouls
all dancing in a row.

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Little Jack the Ripper
Got his head caught in his zipper.
He cut off his thumb
and spit out his tongue
and said, "What a bad boy am I."

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There was a little ghoul
Who had a little drool
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she chewed up a goon,
She shrank like a prune,
And when she swallowed
she felt horrid.

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Old Mummy Hubbard
went to the cupboard
To get her old ghoul a bone.
But when she got there
the cupboard was bare
So the old ghoul had none